The Holy Empire of United Africca is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 323 million United Africcans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The very strong United Africcan economy, worth 22.8 trillion UADS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,643 UADS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Africca's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Africca is ranked 216,673^rd in the world and 129^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.